01:02 Officially hate fairy lights #

01:12 My eye is twitching do not like #

02:18 Phewww Kirsten let me rant at her about Tara and agreed with me. Feel better for that hahah #

02:32 Oooooft @danalar just showed me one sexy pic of Hammond <3 www.gettyimages.com/detail/91463633/Getty-Images-Entertainment #

02:35 @badingding I know! Omnomnom lol #

02:44 @danalar Hell yes! and omg TOP GEAR TOMORROW... well actually today now hahah <3 #

02:50 @danalar IPLAYER silly! You've got til 8 to watch it hahah #

02:53 @danalar pahahahahah! I might reread as you do while I wait for his new book :') #

02:53 @Saaamm @badingding @tworal see now that was the reaction I was waiting for :') #

02:59 bb01.sov.uk.vvhp.net/mcflystreetteam/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=108476&start=0 I miss this epic thread #

03:03 img266.imageshack.us/img266/478/bktohealthue5.jpg PAHAHAHA oh the arrogance of me #

03:06 img148.imageshack.us/img148/4330/oliver3iy6.jpg OLIVERRRRRRRR oh how I have missed this little car #

03:07 RT Ahhh daily hammonds arse those were the days! :@danalar @shezzalicious the daily dose of backside! bit.ly/7HTUjo :'') #

03:07 @badingding So do I hahahaha... this is an obsession I did not think would be returning #

03:08 @danalar FAIIIIIL get reading it! #

03:12 @danalar WOOOO that is the spirit! #

03:21 @hollydolly_ Yes it was! lmao all of team hammond reminiscing at 3:20 am #

04:07 Laptop overheated. Shit #

14:58 RT @LushLtd: one lucky winner will get the gift on our home page www.lush.co.uk (there rrunners up too!) RT before 4.30pmGMT to win! #

16:18 wtf was that noise?! #

16:19 Tara knocking the Christmas tree over FFS #

16:30 Wooo new software for my webcam now I can record properly #

16:36 Hungry but cba to cook lolll #

16:40 Right things to dooo best go get sorted be baddck shortly #

16:51 @danger_skies Ely is Cambridgeshire its a tiny tiny city #

16:54 Right really going now. Shan't be lonnnng #

17:10 Baccck #

17:14 hahahha just discovered how to film my screen.... not that I'll ever need to do that but still. #

17:16 @cindyyycck Thanks for the shoutout! #

17:19 @TheXFactor Jedward would be my wild card. to ease the tension; while everyone was bricking it we could send them out singing Ghostbusters #

17:24 @SophieeeBieberr so I'm guessing you've got a teeny crush on Justin hahahhaha #

17:26 @Jensonb as if you've done anything constructive #

17:26 @SophieeeBieberr isnt he like... 10 or am I so old I'm making him way younger than he is? #

17:34 @Jensonb Suuuuuure #

17:34 @SophieeeBieberr LOL not that you worked it out :') #

19:28 Macbook for graduation plz&thxdad #

19:33 c'mon Joooooe #

19:39 Awwwww #

19:40 This group songs a bit Joe orientated... not that im complaining #

19:43 #joetowin #joetowin #joetowin #joetowin #joetowin #joetowin #joetowin #joetowin #joetowin #joetowin #joetowin #joetowin #joetowin #joetowin #

19:46 @_kerrrrix Wtf! Thats ridiculous! #

19:47 anyway back to joe #joetowin #joetowin #joetowin #joetowin #joetowin #joetowin #joetowin #joetowin #joetowin #joetowin #joetowin #joetowin #

19:50 The Boursin advert always cracks me up 'Du Tracteur' #

19:54 voice over man says lady gaga funny #

19:54 wtf is she wearing #

19:56 well this songs shite live :/ #

19:57 She sounds drunk #

19:57 @SophieeeBieberr none. so she should mime so i can at least understand the words lol #

19:58 Shite, slurred and creepy. #

20:00 LOL "Your sex is on Demand" #

20:00 And even better "Your sex is on hold" #

20:01 @SophieeeBieberr hahaha very true #

20:04 @SourLemon410 yes that IS what hate means. Its the exact opposite of love its a very very strong emotion you cant HATE someone you dont know #

20:07 @allthatglitrs21 Vloggggg please haha #

20:07 I think im gonna change the channel til shes done #

20:09 She doesn't even mime well #

20:13 What? How can Gavin and Stacey be out before its finished?! #

20:14 @SophieeeBieberr It wasn't it was series 3 #

20:15 @SophieeeBieberr www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/11104304/Gavin-Stacey-Series-3/Product.html see #

20:15 @loranlily but the tractor! SO FUNNY #

20:18 JOE JOE JOE #

20:19 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WELL DONE JOOOOOE (L) Stacey to go plz #

20:20 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #

20:21 #Joetowin #

20:27 Awww the Dermot sandwich was so cute! #

20:29 And now its HAMMOND TIME #

20:32 Von Dutch Hammond? Really? Oh dear #

20:34 Hammond seems to be remaking the dont stop me now cadbury's advert #

20:35 @loranlily He never is! its an outrage #Joe #

20:36 "I wanna drive the steps with monkeys standing on the steps singing 'hey hey we're the monkeys' an insight into @ashbashbosh's mind #

20:40 @SourLemon410 You know stuff about her though. You've just generalised all miley fans which you cant hate now shut the fuck up #

20:44 #in2010 I shall graduate uni, (hopefully) get a full time job and basically kick ass #

20:49 "This is an S&M X5" hahahha oh Clarkson #

20:53 @badingding what is it? #

21:01 @badingding That's actually awesome! #

21:06 @tworal LOL getting forgetful in your old age #

21:07 @tworal D: You ruin all my fun lol #

21:14 @tworal It took a lot not to hahaha oohhh yay ill leave abuse on his facebook #

21:16 @tworal HAHAHHAHAHA I put the blame on you ;) #

21:21 @tworal I bet he believes me ;) #

21:23 @tworal NO FAIRRRRR #

21:33 @tworal there shall be popcorn but hes not pouring it over my bed! #

21:40 @tworal hahahaha unfortunately I think I shall have neither especially as I only have a single now fml #

21:41 @tworal which is a chair during the day which is maybe why hed get popcorn on it #

21:48 @tworal theres a spare bed you may have it lol #

23:30 Twitter just failed on me for over an hour D: #

23:38 Oh well they're still talking wasn't expecting that hahah #

23:39 I wonder if Kirsten has realised I hid her parcel in the piano yet. #

23:40 Apparently not. Win for Sheryl. #

04:10 @juicystar007 they're in alice in wonderland #

04:11 4.10 am and I'm wiiiide awake... Mainly relishing in the fact that Im the only 1 in the house without an early start tomorrow haaa #

04:12 @juicystar007 it's not very good I wouldn't worry #

14:45 RT @LushLtd: Today one lucky winner will get the featured gift on our home page www.lush.co.uk (there'll be runners up too!) RT before 4.3 #

14:49 Coffee and alphabet spaghetti on toast me thinks #

14:54 My housemates are being bitter about me only just getting up lollllllll #

14:58 @mattjwillis that's what I call a Saturday! #

16:43 Losing my patience with my housemates. Can't wait to go home #

16:48 How can I be sleepy? I've not been up long #

17:44 Eee I've just remembered that this time next week I'll be in Scotland <3 <3 #

17:46 @badingding when is ittt? And when did it get to ET4?! Crikey #

17:50 @badingding by how much? I bet the big guest isn't that big lol #

17:50 @badingding Family party on friday and then I've insisted my mum took me shopping for the rest of weekend haha #

17:53 @badingding Hahaha I'd so go but they never release tickets when I have money hence never having been to one yet #

17:57 @badingding Oh score! I might just book it then #

17:59 @badingding shall convince @tworal and/or @Saaamm to come too lol. although if its Jackson we'll have to restrain Sam. #

18:01 @badingding @tworal @Saaamm I'll bring harnesses for you and Sam then :') Yeah I was meant to go to the 1st one with Sam but couldnt D: #

18:03 Oooo 7 followers away from 300 #

18:06 @badingding @tworal @saaamm I shall I shall :D #

18:09 Annnnnd coffee time :D #

18:30 I cannot stand the tmobile sponsorship ads on scrubs urrrgh #

18:34 Why the fuck is Tara asking me if she's doing her essay right? Since when was I an expert in Linguistic Theory Tara? #

18:38 Right time to think about what to eat for dinner. And then I shall write more dissertation... I want to get to get 700 words done today... #

18:39 Small target because its an X Factor night and let's face it I'll get distracted by Joe #

19:10 Oh wait. I can't write anymore dissertation tonight because I can't find the stuff to reference what I'm writing. What a shame. #

19:10 DFS you are not I repeat NOT starting your sale 'early' You always have a fucking sale 365 days a year so stfu & gtfo my tv #

19:19 @SophieeeBieberr Calm Mills, Calm #

19:21 @SophieeeBieberr :O That is kinda rude but very nice of Gary #

19:23 @SophieeeBieberr Yeah I can understand you being pissed off with them now #

19:24 @TheXFactor Mat Horne. He's already tweeted saying he was going #

19:52 8 minutes to @thexfactor woooooo #

19:53 @joshua_fox thats the best kind of drunk! #

19:54 @Jensonb JOE IS AWESOME. Shush. Or I'll return your xmas present! #

20:09 Joooooooooooooe #

20:09 Olly's good but his accent annoys me D: #

20:15 @gonnaflywithmex SAME! hahaha awww V :') #

20:20 YAAAAAAAY JOE JOE JOE JOE #

20:24 @SourLemon410 I think you need to learn the meaning of hate you cant hate people you dont know #

20:26 Oh why is he only 18? #

20:27 Shut up Stacey #

20:32 Urgh why do they let her speak #

20:44 personally i liked the polar bears... #

20:45 Time to vote for little Jooooe #

20:54 Olly this is SHIT #

20:56 #Joe #

20:57 Whoaaa light headed suddenly #

21:00 EEEEEEEEEEEEEE #Joe #

21:01 Aww that grin! #

21:02 @natty316 It's by Journey; more popular stateside than here but he did it good #

21:03 @hollydolly_ STOP WITH THE TAYLOR COMPARISON! But he'll get his votes easssy. Already done it 5 times haha #

21:12 I very nearly smacked my housemate just then "I expect my clothes horse back" Really? Well I'd like my £50, hairdryer and cutlery back first #

21:13 SHUT HER UP URGH #

21:31 Fuming #

22:47 "after waiting around for a few OAPs to stop quizing us (”You going to be on TV?”)" :') Ryan's coursework cracks me up #

22:51 Despite it being nearly 11pm I'm gonna sort my room. Its not untidy as such but its annoying me #

22:51 And I've got posters that need putting back up #

22:51 And it needs Christmas-fying tbh #

22:54 Though to be fair I'm mainly doing this so I don't have to see my stupid fucking housemate. #

23:01 "Why aren't you downstairs" Because you are #

23:04 Now she's wasting electricity Fuck sake. #

23:06 @badingding At the moment yes. And shes the only one in. I've spent the whole day cleaning up after her and all shes done is whinge at me #

23:07 @badingding I've just gone in the front room to find her listening to music AND with the TV on. And its a tip again even though I only #

23:07 @badingding Cleaned up in there 2 hours ago. Shes surrounded by dirty dishes that I'll end up washing. URGHH #

23:09 AND SHES PUT THE HEATING BACK ON. The house is roasting she's just wasting money. #

23:09 Maybe if she put some clothes on rather than dancing round the house in a tshirt and shorts like a complete slag she'd be warmer #

23:10 I should really stop ranting but seriously she's getting on my last nerve #

23:14 @lovegeorgie I wish she'd learn to spell deleted #

23:16 @badingding Last time we talked to her about it she stormed out. Had a tantrum in the hallway and ran to her room where she screamed #

23:16 @badingding that we all hated her and I was turning everyone against and then threw a book at my head so I'd rather not have the drama again #

23:17 @SourLemon410 Clearly you don't if you're saying you hate people you never met. Hate would mean you'd happily see them dead. #

23:18 @badingding I know hard to believe she's nearly 22 #

23:22 @badingding I know! Hahaha ahh man I need to calm down #

23:23 @lovegeorgie lol yes spelling in general would be an improvement. I love how she can't make her mind up if he's Bi or Gay #

23:45 @tworal Tara. Legit making me want to smack her in the face at the moment #

23:47 Hmmmm may go on twit cam in a bit to distract me from my douche of a housemate #

23:49 @tworal and have her crying to Daisy again? No ta lol #

23:52 @tworal last time she got like this we told her that her attitude stunk and to behave and she stormed out had a tantrum in the hall and then #

23:53 @tworal went into her room and was full on screaming at Daisy that I'd made everyone hate her and then Daisy had a go at me EVEN THOUGH #

23:54 @tworal it had been Daisy's idea to confront her about it. And now I'm stuck in the house with Tara the Psycho on my own #

23:57 @tworal On a good day they're all great but Tara spends 90% of her time being a complete bitch to me. Shes got no concept of manners #

00:01 @tworal there's a reason her xmas present was £2 pair of socks and I spent £10-£15 on Daisy and Kirsten hahahahaha #

00:01 @DBUniverse How's the balloon hunt actually going? I'd help but I'm in the UK so can't really do much #

18:35 Mexican foooood #

18:38 We may have gone Christmas overload in the house btw... paper chains, hand made trees, fairy lights, stars, snow flakes #

18:39 OH AND the cupboard doors are wrapped in christmas wrapping paper... HANNAH MONTANA Christmas wrapping paper at that pmsl #

20:33 My eyes are stinging. Arrrgh not cool #

20:54 MMMM chocolate and vanilla cheescake #

23:06 Housemates friend is fucking annoying #

23:06 She has the most monotone voice ever and she sounds so disinterested in everything #

23:06 OH and she says the stupidest things #

23:06 OH OH she's going to leave. WIIIIN #

23:14 Knox and Sollecito convicted of Kercher Murder news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8394750.stm #

23:22 @loranlily I wasn't sure about Knox but her boyfriend always seemed guilty. Oh god yeah I can understand why your mum was paranoid then :/ #

23:27 @loranlily Now I REALLY get why she was paranoid hahaha #

23:31 @loranlily Oh the things we don't really think about as drunk students eh? #

23:36 @loranlily Hahah I am a bit at the moment too! But we started the wine at about 4 with the cooking so Im sobering up D: #

02:38 Barry M is my new make up love #

03:10 @badingding only just saw this. Yeah he did. :/ #

03:17 @badingding they couldn't be sure he meant it apparently #

03:22 @badingding thats what they claim yeah :/ Dunno what to do now #

10:00 @tworal yeah. They found him not guilty.. #

10:05 @tworal werent totally sure he meant it or something... I feel a bit lost now and dont really wanna see anyone but I've missed enough class #

10:08 I'm scared to leave my room because of the plumber #

10:15 @tworal well I'm using the fact my hairs greasy and I can't shower til the plumbers gone as an excuse atm lol. Ohhh hammond in a box yes plz #

10:16 @tworal new year shall be greatest house party of all time lolll... My parents are still under the illusion it'll be a quiet one though haaa #

10:17 Just popped my head out to check on the plumber. Our bathroom is (sadly) a dark blue suite and he's fitting a White toilet. #

10:18 And I thought it couldn't look any more hideous. Oh how wrong I was! #

11:18 @tworal :) ily #

20:31 Paper streamers ftw baby. Well spent evening. I'm tempted to write some dissertation now. I'm feelin' productive #

20:37 11 words of 15,000 MUHAHAHA that my friends is a roll... or not. #

21:30 @tworal are you ok??? #

21:37 @tworal Oh gosh that would have caused a panic attack with me too but at least you know that they're safe! #

21:39 @tworal awww :( thats understandable #

21:42 @tworal Omg bless him! #

00:03 Hand cramp from writing xmas cards #

02:09 So to sleep I can't move from the exact position I'm in now or I'll be agony #

18:08 You've got to be kidding me #

19:02 Anyone else got no sound on e4? #

19:04 @whatlindsaydid oh good it's not just my tv. #

19:05 The new Metro Station cover of Last Christmas is terrible. Poor George. Poor poor George. (via @fawnaimer) #

19:05 @tworal ah phew it's just come back thank god lol #

14:32 sleeeepy. And a sore back. fml #

14:33 #RED #

15:09 I've just finished my christmas shopping. OH YEAH #

15:13 Dullest most grown up tree ever. But woooo Christmas twitpic.com/rpmod #

17:05 I seriously can barely move cos of my back wtf have I donnnne #

18:12 I think Im doing everyone's head in screaming in pain everytime I move. #

21:33 Having to change everything's passwords "to be on the safe side" is a pain in the ass #

00:23 Lancias? Really? #

03:27 @lawrasaur your fangirls video is so true as are your videos about homaphobia and intolerence! Xxx #

03:30 Just discovered something about tweetie I never noticed before lollll #

03:32 And now I should really get some sleep #

08:31 @ether_radio when you click on a tweet to view it individually you can scroll up or down through them all like that #

10:10 @ether_radio hahaha yeah I only found it by mistake too! Glad i'm not the only one! #

10:13 @loranlily well done :D #

10:14 In the train back to 'sunny' Essex. Back a whole 9 days then I'm in Scotland and then it's back to Essex for a week thn home for Xmas! #

10:15 All in all a very busy month :/ haha. #

10:16 Ohhh and I missed my 9000th tweet D: but I'd like to dedicate it to the best person in the world I.e @tworal #

10:18 @tworal ily2bby! Hahaha and why thank you. I'm touched ;) #

10:25 @tworal ooo yes! Advent calander tomorrow yay! Train was fine til the gremlin baby tarring crying. Sounds like a sick dog #

10:26 SILENCE YOUR CHILD!!! Or I will lol #

10:26 @tworal that should say started lol #

10:30 @tworal it's like being on the train with a devil. I wouldn't mind if it were cute. Awwww! Mines Madagascar hehhe x #

10:32 I think we should put the tree up at uni tonight so that we get a decent amount of use out of it :D #

10:41 @tworal all the characters are dressed up for Christmas on it! Yeah they do maltesers ones omnomnom #

10:50 @tworal I'm really bad for getting tempted so I have to put mine downstairs lol #

10:54 @tworal hahaha oh dear not good. Although I have two bowls of rice
Krispies today cos I left the box out and couldn't help myself lol #

10:55 Hiccups. Wonderful. #

10:56 There is what looks like @soundlyawake dressed as an old woman staring at me. Disturbing #

10:58 @tworal oh well that justifies 3 packets then. Yes I'd forgotten how good r.ks were. I'm starved have to wait til I get off the train tho #

11:14 @tworal 5 weeks :/ that's a joke. Mmm snack a jacks. 17 hours?! #

11:34 St Andrews day! I miss the homeland #

11:45 Hammond scoops children's TV Bafta bit.ly/8lbmfH (via @mediaguardian) #

14:00 @tworal oh my! That's not cool! #

19:43 @soundlyawake well that explains everything! #

19:44 @tworal mega faiiiil :/ #

19:48 Present from my dad <3 yaaaay lol twitpic.com/rm4k2 #

20:12 Need to turn this into a 'tree' twitpic.com/rm70f #

20:28 Success! twitpic.com/rma7g #

20:34 @badingding now to decorate it haha #

01:22 @JBandTraceCyrus lmfao is he meant to be singing or rapping? It's too painful to tell #

01:23 @stitch5 it's unique.. #

14:51 Was weird doing secrets haha #

17:14 Eee my Christmas cards are almost finished. I love making my own #

19:57 Someone text me the xfactor result please I'll be out xxx #

20:51 Wait wait what happened? Someone tell me I'm out! #

20:53 @lucyc_ yesss! #

20:53 @hollydolly_ woooo! Joe rules again! #

20:53 @RainbowEagle thank god! Hahah thank you #

20:54 @courterz thank youuuuu #

20:54 @danger_skies woooop! #

20:56 @tworal lol how?! #

21:03 @tworal ash had a breakdown in toys r us earlier too many children crying for her and omg she needs to fuck offff #

21:07 @tworal noooo :( omg btw go onto iTunes and search 'b.o.o.h.m' and listen to the preview #

21:10 @tworal Im going to buy it when I have money for the pure comic value haha #

22:21 I am being bullied about joe lolll #

22:22 @tworal @saaamm tweed you penis! Haahhaah #

22:25 'i-I-I I like chips' best quote ever @ashbashbosh #

22:38 In peterborough we don't decorate trees we throw the lights at it and hope for the best twitpic.com/ric4x #

22:39 Ash: I don't think anyone lives there
Sheryl: Theyve got a bucket!
Ash: ... What? #

23:53 I gotz the sneezes #

23:55 Hammond tiiiime #

01:38 @badingding 15,000 tweets? have you seen that thing called the outdoors? (via @sarasueee) lollll absolute win #

01:41 I'd love to know why I can't sleep #

01:44 @badingding :( don't you love me anymore?! #

20:05 Oh I've just realised Louis is gonna be a bigger moany bitch than ever now his last acts gone #

20:07 Ooo Danyl with dance routine. #

20:09 Whoooa look at him go! #

20:11 Well I loved that and I've noticed that all those who didn't thought Jedward were talented. Speaks volumes. #

20:13 Here comes the pansy! #

20:15 Although I do love how he says "Comp-EE-tish-un" #

20:16 @Saaamm HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA #

20:17 get him off. put me out my misery. please. #

20:20 And while its a break im gonna get some cake #

20:28 My mum's getting aggravated that they've all got their top buttons done up hahha #

20:31 JOE! <3 <3 Here's the real talent #

20:34 Oh this is good :D I love him #

20:35 RT: @hollydolly_ ok i really think joe should win (OH HELL YES!) #

20:38 @loranlily He was fantastic again! Note perfect as always so proud of him :D #

20:43 Dads home and he wants me to change the channel. Not Happening. #

20:46 Poor Stacey. poor. #

20:52 @hollydolly_ He's got a girlfriend its been in heat a million times with photos and everything #

20:56 @hollydolly_ I cannot believe you thought he was gay :/ #

21:01 this isnt bad for lloyd #

21:04 Lloyd mate, your jackets too small for you #

21:08 www.amazon.co.uk/2010-Calendars-Richard-Hammond-Calendar/dp/B002OO3JJO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=kitchen&qid=1259442435&sr=8-1 WANT WANT #

21:09 Ok lets try that again... tinyurl.com/yzu3zpt WANT WANT #

21:17 Ooooh I liiiike #

21:18 This sounds like the Gary Glitter version though which isnt so cool #

21:22 <3 <3 #

21:23 Joe you beauty #

21:26 Joe will WIIIIN #

21:26 SO CUTE #

21:34 Urgh she's so shit #

21:38 0901 61 611 04 vote Joe @thexfactor! #

21:44 @TheXFactor Both of joes were the best! #

11:42 So the court just rang me and the case has been adjourned til the 2nd but they'll ring me afterwards to give me the verdict #

11:43 They also told me that my lawyer thought I was amazing and that I made it very difficult for the defence. WIN lolll #

11:46 Now I must get ready as I'm out with Ash today. Feels so weird to be free from worry weird but good. #

12:22 Harry Judd reading the Daily Mail. He now officially fails at life. #

14:16 Me and @ashbashbosh costaing it up in matalan carpark. Hardcore! twitpic.com/r5xdt #

15:11 @boyced yes! #

15:39 At @ashbashbosh's house now she claims her room is a tip. It isn't #

16:36 Top gearrr #

20:00 Back hommme with nothing to actually do hahah ah well #

21:50 "Downloading 79.30 hours remaining" Are you for real iplayer?! #

22:28 twitpic.com/r7wh8 - FIIIIIT. Ahhh hes pretty again. -sighs- want want want #

22:34 @tworal I know. Im having a mild spazz right now. Can't stop looking at him #

22:42 twitpic.com/r7yoi - SERIOUSLY. HELLOOOOO. Someone buy me his new book #

22:45 @tworal YES www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/0297855212/ref=sib_rdr_dp #

22:49 @tworal NO ITS PRETTY. I think i've just become obsessed again #

22:54 @tworal thats photograhers for you lol. Im distracted by his eyes and lips in it though #

09:27 Well today's the day. I have to be in court in 2 hours. #

18:50 Arrrgh stressful day. Glad its over. #

18:50 Oh and Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends xxx #

18:53 @Rowwwgan Smooth. Reaaal smooth. #

00:35 @garyrae not what it applies to. Human Rights student. Besides which Article 11 is not a fundamental right therefore there are exceptions #

00:35 @garyrae and that situation would be one of then. HRA 1998 (2000) ratified and entrenched international H.R principles in the UK law. They #

00:36 @garyrae cannot create law that is incompatible with that or they'd be up in the European Court of Human Rights. #

00:37 The reason people's human rights are not respected is because people think they can use it as a get out clause when they dont like something #

00:38 Human Rights provide everyone with a basic MINIMUM right to things. If you act outside law or violate someone else's right yours can become #

00:39 subordinate in that situation. Freedom of speech, expression etc do not allow for the incitement of hatred, breaking the law or racial slurs #

00:39 Learn what they are and respect them and stop using them when it suits you. People in this world can't even afford to eat. #

00:39 Their right to food is far more important than your right to bitch on the internet. Get over yourself #

00:40 and end rant at the idiots. #

00:45 So technically... as its after midnight my court case is now tomorrow :( Really hope the jury see sense and send him down. #

01:42 Really I should be in bed right now. Need to pack and shizzle tomorrow but Im not tired. Friends boxset? I think so #

01:44 Also. The house stinks its something between a swimming pool and a doctors surgery. Which i realise sounds clean but its gross #

01:46 AND its suddenly got very cold in my room. Bastard wind. I'll stop moaning incessantly now. Honest. #

02:00 "Do you want me to get in the tub and... thrash around?" #

02:01 @JBandTraceCyrus I strongly advice that you wear clothes. #

12:04 I have to leave in 2 and half hours and I'm still in bed. I fail so bad. #

13:10 Ok quick lunch then I really better pack. #

13:24 AN HOUR AND IVE STILL NOT PACKED #

13:30 @badingding LOL thank you for bossing me about #

13:36 @badingding I really do need it i still havent started. i will now. #

14:17 clothes - check, slippers - check, toiletries - check, thank you card - check, Laptop - check... have i forgotten anything? #

14:22 right Im assuming Ive got it all. Time to go. x #

14:29 Argh my bags are heavy. So glad it's only really walking to the bus that I'll have to carry them. Win for dad collecting me at the other end #

14:42 I hate the wind so bad #

15:07 I was really starting to stress that the bus wasn't gonna show but I'm on it phewww #

15:11 @danger_skies ahhh student life #

15:39 Oh my god the bus I got was meant to get to The station at 15.16 it got there at 15.36 my train was 15.38 so fucking stressful but I made it #

16:06 The ticket man told me I look younger than my railcard photo. I'm 18 in the photo. Fml #

16:10 @Jensonb saddo #

16:11 Bah it's dark and there's this little round bit of daylight it's soooo weird... Maybe it's Jesus #

16:12 @Jensonb it's Mitchel with one L you know. What song? #

16:15 @Jensonb you shall be putting that on my phone when I get home #

16:18 @Jensonb no I mean in 2 hours. #

16:31 Bury st Edmunds... 3 more stops then home :) #

16:34 @Jensonb -tut- you fail #

16:50 @Jensonb yeah, and? #

14:38 Wow so. I slept from 5 til 1am, was sick all night, fell asleep again at 7 and woke up at lunchtime. Body clock officially ruined for life. #

14:47 Tara Butterworth is a selfish so and so. Very angry. #

15:04 Just had the coldest shower. Ever. Brrrr #

15:11 Rockin' my beanie with a monkey on it today... which means my hair is a mess but its too windy for my... dailybooth.com/u/13yvt #

15:12 @JBandTraceCyrus I just snorted thinking about your dream hahaha #

15:23 Off to tutorial I go. Last class til after the court case. Scary. #

22:44 Housemates did something nice twitpic.com/qsvbz #

22:51 Omg OMG lets all bullshit on twitter about our new 'bff's' @tworal ;) #

23:36 Want want wannnnt www.amnesty.org/en/jobs/volunteer-opportunities/media-programme-20091117 #

23:42 perfect storm by @AARONCARTER7 is just <3 <3 love it. #

23:50 So dizzzzy #

00:00 @garyrae the law is shit. But that is not a violation of human rights. Learn what they are before you use them as an excuse. #

00:11 Oh man I failed in my mission #

00:13 I shall continue while I watch yet more friends haha #

00:18 @Rowwwgan How healthy :/ #

00:20 I want on the Debenham's website but its down D: #

00:21 @joshua_fox that made you sound totally not excited #

00:22 @Rowwwgan bread = win crisps = win together = NOOOO hahaha #

00:24 Soup time yes. Soup. #

00:26 "Authentically and anatomically... not... jewish" HAHAHAH awkwaaard #

00:26 @tworal Oh you northerners and your crazy foods :') #

00:29 My old graphics teacher just tagged me in a photo from when I was like 15 :/ So scarrrry #

00:31 @tworal LOL but do not even joke about getting it on with Kieran! #

00:37 @tworal and I'd even let you off if it were #

01:13 Wow some people talk utter shite #

01:25 I thought it was later than half 1 haha #

01:27 Ok I've decided its an all nighter and then lots of coffee tomorrow #

01:28 Mainly because I'm not sleepy but I've got about a million things to do tomorrow #

01:28 LOL Ross has Jedward hair in this episode. Love it. Just need the blonde tips. #

01:32 @Jensonb Yo little dude desktop table tennis for neals xmas yay or nay? #

01:35 @Jensonb taaa. And have you bought me a present yet or would you like a few suggestions? #

01:35 Wow I'm 40 days behind with dailybooth. Ima turn off twitter notifications and catch up #

01:51 @Jensonb One Tree Hill (starting at Season 1) Or the top gear game #

02:20 Halfway to catching up but I've got bored so I shall do more laterrrr haha #

02:29 I'd love to know why my net turns off at half 2 every night for 5 minutes #

07:37 So I've had no sleep at allll. Coffee will be my best friend of all time today #

07:42 This week is gonna suck so bad. I'm kinda stating the obvious though cos I've known that all along but now its here D: #

07:43 To make me smile though; A little Joey #

07:43 "What's a wolf gotta do to get a hug around here?" #

07:45 Ah crap I have a meeting with the V.C today about getting Christian an honorary degree... what do i wear to that?! #

07:50 Ok I've found something half 'professional' to wear. I hope I do Christian justice #

07:53 Oh man rain D: not impressed. Coffee is not working either #

08:07 How much coffee does it take to make this manageable?! Arrrgh #

08:27 @joshua_fox Thats alright then hahhaa #

08:28 I now have black tea. Basically milk is the enemy until I wake up. #

08:30 And seeing as I don't have to leave til like 11/11.15 I'm going to stick another dvd of friends on and several layers of clothes. ITS COLD #

08:31 @bethmcgrath you wont get charged so long as you haven't spilt anything/thrown up somewhere/urinated on the carpet. Basically stains = money #

08:34 @tworal where's my love tweed? where is my love? #

08:57 @bethmcgrath Hahahaha I'm glad to know you didnt do anything on my list :') #

08:57 @tworal It doesn't hurt to be told once in a while laroc ;) love you #

09:00 Just realised that @tworal and I make far too convincing lesbians when we talk to each other... #

09:08 Proof I used to be thin. Scary that Mr Hughes still has it 6 years on though dailybooth.com/shezzalicious/1847596#c5023214 #

09:17 @tworal awwww thats well sweet of stephs mum though! I'm not feeling uni today due to no sleep but have no choice D: #

09:39 @tworal Sounds like my dad when people try to pay for stuff. My dad bullied Sam into having spending more of his money at my birthday meal #

10:00 So that's tired with a massive headache now. Wow. Could my day get any worse? #

10:12 @mattjwillis you mean they didnt charge at you and hug you? I thought that was their natural reaction to people #

10:49 So Carina just wrote something sweet on Facebook and I cried. I'm so soppy right now #

11:04 Is it bad that I've watched 2 series of friends since after Im a celeb last night? Yes? Oh dear. #

12:18 @Jason_Manford that's because crowland like most of my delightful home town of Peterborough is sinister #

12:19 Are you fucking serious my lecturer has just walked out to 'grab' her notes because she's confused! What about us?! #

12:31 My doodles are awesome #

12:57 Productive lecture! Top gear is my fave twitpic.com/qmmkk #

13:44 Arghhhh I'm actually failling asleep. Help me #

16:09 I really really REALLY need sleep but can't. WTF I was happily nodding off in lecture #

16:35 is now going to attempt to sleep. again. wish me luck D: #

00:24 @McFlySecrets I think I'm gonna have to make a bundle next week its shocking #

00:37 @distortthecode Hahaha indeed. until there's b33f its gonna suck #

00:48 @distortthecode God damn them! #

01:35 Avenue Q please #

01:45 @wakeup_maggie is the person in qurstion like... 10 or just very lame at attacking people? #

01:47 @tommcfly I think you win on being the earliest :/ #

01:49 @wakeup_maggie :/ ok she needs a life #

01:53 2 am maybe... just...maybe I should go to bed. Hmmmm #

02:11 New Blog post :D xxshezzdxx.blogspot.com/ #

02:19 Just left a load of ridiculous questions for Ant in the thread on the underground #

02:29 Seriously... I need to go to bed but yet Friends is stopping me from going to bed #

02:29 @badingding I thought so! It shall give him a decent chuckle. #

02:30 I've decided my challenge for Sunday is to hit 9,000 tweets because frankly I should be on like 15,000 by now #

02:32 @badingding haha I think the unicorn one will indeed follow the trend and I know! I think twitter hates me D: #

02:34 Tara wont let me go to bed hahah she says I have to watch the rest of the friends series before hand. god dammit #

02:35 @badingding Jonas tomorrow? Jealous. #

14:50 @badingding I hate you #

15:08 @badingding he's the only one worth meeting it's so unfair D: #

15:12 @hollydolly_ no no no the number you want is 0901 61 61 106 :) #

15:15 @hollydolly_ as he always is :D never fails to amaze bless him #

15:31 @TheXFactor faith was too big for little Lloyd #

15:43 @hollydolly_ yaaaaay I shall edit and retweet #

15:44 RT @hollydolly_: #Jedward 0901 61 61 103 :) or 0901 61 61 106 for @shezzalicious haha x - JOE TO WIN lol #

16:10 Need food hmmm #

16:10 Oh and well jealous of @tworal and @badingding today Hmph #

16:22 I really wish my housemate did not watch Eastenders; Sam and Ricky do my fucking head in #

16:24 Right food food food I will get up and make some. Honestly. #

17:03 I have no eaten and now I'm craving raspberry milk #

17:06 I find myself watching Friends again #

17:46 we have lost a bottle of brandy and set a potato on fire in the space of half an hour #

18:13 Never live in a shared house. that is my advice to you all #

18:14 Don't listen to @hollydolly_ 0901 61 61 106 is the number of champions :d -runs from holly- #

18:17 @hollydolly_ no holly I definitely meant 106 ;) JOOOOOOOOOOE #

18:20 CHRISTINA YOU TOOK THE BABY - state the obvious Betty #

18:44 RT: @hollydolly_ 0901 61 61 106 that is all xx #

18:55 @hollydolly_ Hahaha skiiiiillled #

19:03 I think I need to make a Team Joe tshirt @thexfactor and maybe an extra one for @hollydolly_ #

19:03 Cleo is a psycho fish. Fact. She's spinning around in circles #

19:17 Tara is the spatula hero hahahhaha #

19:18 Chicken and potatoesss chicken and potatoesss #

19:20 @xemily89x Indeed! #

19:50 @Donna_lou YAY Joe fan! #

19:50 10 minutes to goooo #

20:00 JOE TIME #

20:01 Lloyd to go kthanks #

20:03 I'm still not sure i like the results being the day after #

20:04 0901 61 61 106 COME ON JOE #

20:05 AHHHH loveeee this song #

20:08 Why does everyone have to scream when we're trying to hear someone speak? Stfu #

20:11 Louis nothing could make you young #

20:11 Cheryl had an attitude on her last night :/ #

20:12 There's my boy! <3 #

20:14 Are they sure thats subo? #

20:16 She looks like my auntie gill after shes had a few now #

20:16 but hey she can sing. no question. #

20:22 OHHH KIMS GONNA PUT JOE IN HIS PLACE ON IACGOOH WOOOOO #

20:24 JOE WINS FROM ALL JUDGES YEAAAH BABY haha #

20:25 Urgh most annoying person ever about to sing #

20:29 Yaaaaay shes finished #

20:30 Apparently Dermot wants a sparkly mic... saying nothing. #

20:35 and here is the tense bit. Joe <3 <3 #

20:37 come on joeeee #

20:37 YAAAAAAAAY thats my bot my 10 votes totally helped :D :D #

20:37 bot?! BOY thats my BOY #

20:38 Yay Danyl's safe. Now Olly and there's justice #

20:38 NOOOOOOOO NOT OLLY #

20:40 I hate it when Jedward are in the bottom two with someone I like. Olly deserves to stay #

20:41 @loranlily Here's hoping! but least our Joe is safe! #

20:45 Shocked Louis?! Are you for real? #

20:45 @loranlily I squealed too and my housemates all turned and stared at me. Dont think theyd realised I was that behind him til then haha #

20:46 Soon as John/Edward (whichever it was that sang first) Daisy burst out laughing. Harsh #

20:49 Listening to the Jonas Brothers live courtesy of @tworal in one ear and Olly being an absolute beaut in the other. MULTISKILLING #

20:51 @loranlily if they dont go its disgraceful because Olly was sooo good tonight #

20:51 Olly was so good (L) #

20:52 Do the right think Danni #

20:53 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS #

20:53 But bless them :( #

20:56 Now everyone get behind a real winner and support @joemcelderry91 #

21:09 Katie Price when will you realise the more you whinge about it the more we vote. #

01:08 This song is a pile of shiiit #

01:12 @SourLemon410 it was a new sugababe's one on the tv #

01:56 They didnt beat last years target woops. #

14:32 I feel like I'm in hiding #

16:15 ARGHHHH I get over my rash, get dressed and its back. Im allergic to my clothes! #

18:12 Landlord's on his way round argh #

20:03 JOE TIME #

20:05 Jedward are going to ruin my favourite wham song tonight #

20:07 @gonnaflywithmex its only an hour and 20 this week but yes #

20:08 Faith is gonna be too big for lil Lloyd #

20:09 @badingding @fawnaimer scariest idea of a cover ever. fact. #

20:11 And I'm more shocked that my housemate hasn't ever heard Faith. Sheltered much? #

20:12 @fawnaimer @badingding so so so very wrong. Poor Georgey #

20:13 @badingding I KNOW! Bloody joke! #

20:14 No Simon. No. No. No. #

20:16 @badingding that was all you had to comment on? Walshy's dress sense? #

20:20 @fawnaimer WHAT THE FUCK MUSSO. RUINED #

20:21 Stacey never fails to piss me off #

20:22 @badingding YUP #

20:23 FFS give her something thats not a ballad and prove shes not a one trick pony. SNORE #

20:29 The prizes to the X factor competition looks like they've attacked a clearance sale at Comet #

20:34 And here is Jedward killing my favourite George song ever D: #

20:36 Wrong song for the outfits boys #

20:36 Killed it D: I never thought someone would ruin it more than Shane Richie #

20:39 @_kerrrrix Well it was! Hahhaha #

20:41 No John and/or Edward Louis chooses good songs and sit backs and let you murder them #

20:42 Awww Man love #

20:44 This song makes me want to swaaay #

20:55 WITHAM FTW hahahaa #

20:57 "Olly's face makes me think he deserves to be fat" How kind Tara #

20:59 Louis cant say Olly's surname #

20:59 "Olly I want your babies" LOL #

21:01 Joe Joe Joe Joe. #

21:04 Support Joseph McElderry to win the #XFactor ♫ GO NOW: bit.ly/RibTw ☒ #JosephMcElderryToWin #

21:05 I shall continue my spazz. JOE JOE JOE <3 <3 <3 #

21:07 I want his hat. #

21:09 @danger_skies Yeah Joe's the last one and he's singing now #

21:10 Amazing as alwayssssssss love love love #

21:10 Standing ovation - Why Joe deserves to wiiiin #

21:11 @danger_skies Danyl was really good! Lloyd and Jedward were the weakest most definitely! #

21:16 Ahh such a good night of @TheXFactor but Joe was best as alwaaays <3 #

21:17 brb off to vote for @joemcelderry91 a million times #

21:18 Or not as I've lost the number already HAHAHAHA #

21:22 @TheXFactor Louis needs to read his own rule book & Cheryl stop being so hard on Danyl he tries so hard to please and she's still not happy! #

21:23 Just voted for @joemcelderry91 loads and then my housemates took the phone off me :( #

21:23 And they voted for Jedward psssht #

21:24 And now I get to eat profiteroles while watching Katie Price suffer yet another bush tucker trial muhahaha #

21:31 'Chewing Bum' pahahahha #

21:41 Katie get the fuck over it. #

21:42 Kim is amazing #

21:42 LMAO Chewing Bum yaaaay #

21:43 Ahhh kangaroo's anus being eaten just reminds me of @mattjwillis every time lolll #

21:44 @toriachels its kim #

21:45 Oh I love Dec #

21:47 @toriachels haha its ok I only remember cos Aggies a scottish name #

21:47 I love how uncomfortable that made Ant and Dec #

21:52 @_kerrrrix snap! #

22:00 @danger_skies you know mcfly fans though everythings a drama #

22:38 @deathbedlaura Yes it was! #

23:15 Just got made to play a game where I have to shoot hedgehogs it was traumatic #

23:16 I should probably sort out going to see New Moon... hmm #

23:18 @loranlily Yesss he was amazing! Best performance of the night frankly! #

23:21 I'm about to start making my christmas cards. And I need several peoples addresses when I think about it... will tweet you about it soon #

23:26 @loranlily Don't the sun go down on me. I was swaying along with him. Well worth watching! #

23:34 @loranlily sometimes he gives off a little bit of a gay vibe but I couldnt say he was for certain #

23:42 I think I might go upstairs and watch a series of friends in bed. 4 sleeps til i go home #

23:43 I've trained our fish to sit near the fish food if they're hungry hahaha #

23:49 Right! Up to bed for a Friends Marathon. Though I'm blates gonna end up tweeting til i go to sleep though. #

23:50 Oh best feed the fish first though. Urgh effort. I'll leave a note to make Tara do it hahaha #

23:57 Tara is making me watch friends down here. And making me feed the fish. I hate the smell of fish food D: #

23:57 @TheXFactor more joooooe please x #

00:01 "Which is funny you know because in high school I failed biology and tonight biology failed me" HAHAH I love Chandler #

00:54 Support BBC Bullyproof, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - bit.ly/ZyxCM #

02:07 Take a look at my new Google profile www.google.com/profiles/xxShezzDxx #

02:08 New Blog: http://xxshezzdxx.blogspot.com/ #

02:35 the trial is now a week today D: #

14:32 @tworal :O #

14:33 I can't believe I've had to get out of bed to sort an argument in the house. I can barely move and theyre mid screaming match about the fish #

14:36 @courterz LOL they are that pathetic. One of them stopped talking to the rest of us last Saturday because Jedward were still in xfactor #

14:41 @courterz If she met you and found out you liked them there is a chance she'd attack you. She is unhinged no joke. #

14:43 @courterz ha yes she is. She threw her boyfriend out the house and locked the door cos he called them "funny" she scares me so bad sometimes #

15:22 @tworal me toooo #

16:08 Miley Cyrus Tour Bus overturns; One dead another injured tiny.cc/Nh4LW #

16:14 I need food but I'm not even 100% sure that I'm steady on my feet at the moment. I guess I'm just gonna have to risk it and see #

16:16 My housemate through my door: "So you've just been in bed ALL day?" I've hardly had a fucking choice ffs I can barely MOVE #

16:18 Ok here goes. Attempt one to get downstairs and cook something without passing out #

22:37 Urghhh im pretending im feeling better to my housemates im sick of their fussing #

23:16 Wtf is with poirot talking to a bunch of bears? #

16:22 Urghhhh #

17:14 RT @LushLtd: We thought we'd have an evening raffle today for a change. Retweet this message before 9pmGMT to be entered into our Thursday d #

20:19 I may be sick but omnomnom robbbbiiiiiiie #

20:22 Matt bellamy cannot sing :/ #

20:23 Yay they're off the stage #

20:26 @loranlily they've got to make you feel sad and guilty to cough upsome cash somehow ;) #

20:28 @loranlily I'm with you on that I didn't even like her on x factor #

20:30 Ohhh I'm in the retweet beta group #

20:31 One song was really enough Leona #

20:31 @tworal Keep smilinnng xx #

20:33 @badingding it was so painful! #

20:34 @loranlily LOL best description ever #

20:34 "She's like a wet mop with a high-pitched voice" @loranlily on Leona Lewis #

20:35 Ommm more Robbie -drools- #

20:38 I wonder how many non-Scots actually understand paolo nutini #

20:40 @loranlily very much so it was epic #

20:46 Bored bored bored of this song #

20:49 Wow Cheryl smooth. Your backing track was ahead of you #

20:51 @tworal Yeah it will be cos they even put CIN itself on iplayer #

20:53 A dying cat on helium would sound better than Mika #

20:53 @blakes_ LOL yes #

20:57 I love that Annie Lennox is an Aberdeen girl like me #

21:03 @LauraDaleyTM yes she does #

21:03 Sir Paul... old but I so would #

21:06 Dizzee get the fuck off the stage #

21:08 Is that a wig? #

21:10 @danger_skies I think if @Saaamm was online she'd want to go with you all too #

21:10 @blakes_ LOL Oh you make me chuckle #

21:13 While Cheryl Cole hurts everyone's ears I'm going for a shower. #

21:35 @tworal LOL Oh I love Rogan's thick moments #

21:36 @blakes_ It would actually be immense. You'd be a legend with your friends forever #

21:39 That shower made me feel like 1 million times better. I still reek of E45 though... mainly cos Ive had to put it back on... Stupid allergy. #

21:42 @blakes_ I dont think you could have a better life ambition if you tried #

21:42 @blakes_ And he's on tv now hahha woop #

21:42 Ohhh Sir Paul I love this song! Good start #

21:46 The top 5 words I've tweeted: lol, think, oh, really, mason. tweetstats.com/graphs/shezzalicious #tcloud ITS ALMOST A SENTENCE #

21:48 I'm trying to work out if its sad or beautiful that my entire household is sat in front on the TV on their laptops #

21:51 @blakes_ LOL if he was ever in front of you you wouldnt be able to look him in the eye #

21:52 Take a sad song and make it betterrrrr #

21:56 Oh wow I love how he gets the crowd going #

21:57 @danger_skies utterly mindblowing #

21:58 You should have the heard the squeal that just escaped my mouth at Barlow and Robbie dancing together #

22:00 And now to watch the new episode of scrubs on E4+1 #

22:29 Going to slap my housemate. I swear #

22:48 @badingding hahaha I am that great! #

07:38 This wind sounds ridiculous #

07:42 @RoosjeCullen I have to walk to uni in it D: #

08:11 The wound on my ankle is now black. I should really see a doctor about it but effort #

08:17 Urghhhhhhhh today will suck even if I do finish at 11 #

09:41 Feel so sick don't dare leave lecture #

09:44 5 mins to go #

09:48 @badingding well I've got more after this but I'm trying to pretend I don't #

09:52 @badingding couple more hours i don't even know lol. Relying on kirsten fo tell me #

12:41 @tworal uhhh well travel will awful the 31st so if you wanna come on the 30th that's cool and til whenever #

15:42 Fish are more stress than theyre worth #

16:20 I want to write my dissertation but my dissertation supervisor has banned me until after the court case lol #

16:32 @badingding week tomorrow #

16:44 Mmmm galaxy hot chocolate #

16:54 @badingding I know its so close now! :/ Thank youuu :) #

17:06 I should probably watch less friends. #

17:45 I love the armchair by the window I can sling my legs over the arm and rest them on the radiator so waaarm :D #

18:12 Tonight for dinner; Sweet Potatoooooo #

22:28 Im allergic to my washing power. Currently covered in E45 cream to try and stop the itch D: #

22:28 @badingding My housemates just laughed hysterically at Joe's "fruity boy voice" when he spoke #

23:00 "Why do you smell like a baby?" its E45 "do you have nappy rash?" FUCK OFF lol #

17:38 this tutorial is like banging my head against a wall #

18:10 Ive given up already #

20:24 dont do the dance #

22:50 @tworal lol I was indeed watching friends hahahaha #

22:51 9am lecture tomorrow urghhhhhhhh #